AISubs v3.7
Hiroshi, this is my family home.
Are you nervous?
No, I just remembered something bad happened in this house we used to live in.
It's okay.
If you have a sense of balance like Hiroshi, I'm sure my parents will like you, too.
Okay.
But...
But?
Just be careful about your balance.
Balance?
I'm home!
Excuse me.
Thank goodness!
It's not tilted!
What are you talking about?
Come in.
Okay.
Good luck.
Huh?
Excuse me.
Oh!
Wow, it's straight.
Oh, you're Hiroshi.
Hiroshi, Hiroshi, Hiroshi.
It's too late for you to go there now.
Hiroshi, it's dangerous to go there.
What's wrong with you?
Hiroshi!
Don't go to the corner on your own!
Can't I go to the corner?
Come back quickly.
Should I go back?
Hiroshi, hurry up!
Grab it.
Go!
Go, go, go!
Hiroshi!
What are you doing, Hiroshi!
Go!
Don't worry.
Let's go back.
Go over there.
Go back?
Dad, where are you going?
That's it! That's it!
Save me! Save me! Save me!
Dad!
Are you okay, dad?
Don't call me dad yet! It's too early!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll say it again.
Then I'll go over there first.
Yes.
How is it?
It's strange.
Dad, use it!
Oh!
As expected of your mother!
What do you mean, "use it"?
First of all, I want you and your wife to be like this.
I don't want to be like this!
Dad, you can do it!
Dad!
What's that?
It's tilting this way.
Grab your mother's waist!
Isn't it better to go over there?
Dad!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Hiroshi!
I can't go back with you!
Hiroshi, go back!
I don't know!
What is it?
What is this?!
Dad!
That's the best!
Can you do this?
Dad, use it!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, this tension is good!
This tension is good!
Oh, my head hurts!
Hiroshi!
Use it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Hiroshi!
I did it!
Hiroshi!
Dad!
I can't help it!
Stop it, Hiroshi!
Dad!
Stop it!
We made it!
Go back! Go back! Go back!
Where?! Here?!
Welcome to the Balanced System.
Balanced System?!
Oh! Hiroshi, are you okay?!
How's it going?!
Shizuko-chan, what's going on?!
Explain yourself properly!
It's too late for Shizuko-chan to come back!
Uh, sorry, dads. I didn't explain it.
Um, my house is -
Shizuko-chan! Shizuko-chan!
Don't make a loud noise!
I built my house on a big rock, so if I don't balance it like this, it'll tilt right away.
Why did you build it in such a place?
But it was nice here, wasn't it?
That's right.
No, Hiyoshi-kun, I have a pet. It's a dog, but can I call it?
Oh, I like dogs.
Call Charlie, Charlie.
Hey, Charlie! Charlie!
Charlie!
Here it is!
It's cute, isn't it?
Here it is! Here it is! Here it is! Charlie! Here it is! Here it is!
It's a very distinctive design of a dog.
But a dog is dangerous, isn't it?
Charlie, you're right on it!
You're amazing!
You're very cautious, but...
Thank you!
You're very careful, aren't you?
Charlie, please...
Please don't move too much.
It's dangerous if you move too much, Charlie.
It's my first time doing it.
Charlie, you go over there!
Charlie!
Hiyoshi-kun!
Don't make Charlie walk around!
Why do you buy a dog in this house?!
Why can't I do it?!
Please make me a good one!
A weightless pet!
I'll go back!
Charlie, will you go back?
Let's put Charlie back first.
One, two...
Charlie!
Charlie, go back!
He looks angry!
Charlie!
I'm a little angry!
Okay, okay!
Charlie!
Woman!
Oh, I made a mistake!
What are you doing, Charlie?!
What's that?!
What do you mean you made a mistake?!
What are you doing?!
You're a man!
You're cute!
I'll throw the key first!
Throw the key first and get Charlie back!
Wait a minute!
Charlie's legs...
Charlie!
What's going on?!
Charlie!
What's going on?!
Charlie!
Charlie came out!
Hey...
Hey!
Hiroshi!
What are you doing?!
He's a woman!
The key's gone!
The guy who threw the key is...
Can you hold onto it?
Hiroshi, show me!
I could see it!
Don't show anything to anyone!
Hide it, Hiroshi!
I don't have time for this!
Hide it, Hiroshi!
Shizuko!
Hide it, Hiroshi! Please!
My daughter too!
I don't have time for this!
Hiroshi!
Pick it up!
Look!
Pick it up!
There's something in it!
Hiroshi!
Shizuko's bag!
There's something in Charlie's lap!
Use this!
Hiroshi!
You can do it!
Help Charlie!
Charlie!
Shizuko, you look terrible!
Shizuko!
Are you okay?
Where did you go, Shizuko?
Shizuko?
I'll balance here!
Look over there!
Please, Shizuko!
Shizuko!
Mom!
Mom! Help me!
Go back! Go back!
Go back!
Charlie!
Are you okay, Hiroshi?
I can't see you right now, but is my daughter okay?
I have dementia.
I'm glad you're okay.
If I stand in the middle...
Don't show me, man!
Show me!
Show me, man!
That's right!
Show me!
Show me who I am!
You're amazing, Kirosh!
A little bit more!
Get back! Get back!
Charlie! Charlie!
Look back! Look back!
Get back! Get back!
Charlie, hang in there!
Mister!
Rescue him, Mister!
Mister!
Mister, save me!
He is actually really strong!
It's here! It's here!
Wake up, brother!
It's a little late!
Why are you at home dressed like a rescue?
I'll be waiting for you! I'm preparing!
Please, brother!
Use your thighs!
Show me!
It's here!
Wow!
Chari, climb!
Chari!
Chari, purge!
Wah!
Whaaaat?
Chari, what are you doing?
Chari, no purging!
Chari, Chari...
Chari, your skirts are all slippery even with purge!
Chari, put yourself first!
Put the rope over your body!
Now, the opposite side...
What is that brother doing?!
Can you help me a little more?!
Everyone, if you pull this...
Pull it up!
Yeaaaaaaaah!
Chari!
Charlie! Charlie!
Hold on!
I'm telling you!
Hold on!
I've never heard of it!
Charlie! Charlie! It looks painful!
Come back! Come back!
Wait! The rope!
Hold on!
Don't give up!
Charlie's body!
Charlie's body is torn!
Charlie! Charlie!
Sorry, everyone!
Sorry! Sorry!
Everyone!
Charlie's body is torn! Come back!
Hold on!
Please, Charlie!
Charlie's voice!
Charlie's voice is cute!
Charlie! Charlie!
Charlie!
Come back! Come back!
Don't give up!
Come back!
Come back! Come back!
Everyone, come back!
Okay! It's a little tilted!
I'll let you go with Charlie!
Is it okay?
I'll let you go with Charlie! It's light!
Please!
Charlie!
Please!
Charlie!
You're like your dad!
Charlie!
You're all very balanced!
Dad, you're good at this.
Dad, you should do it.
I always do it, so you should do it, too.
We have to do it right now.
Dad, watch and learn.
It's like a balance ball.
We're a balanced family.
It's a marriage trial.
I don't want to be a man who can't do this.
Let's do it.
That's great.
You're very balanced.
That's great, Hiroshi.
Cool.
Charlie, Charlie, wait!
Charlie!
Nice to meet you.
How are you doing?
Please collect it right now.
What?
Reform.
Collect, right?
I didn't get it.
Thank you very much.
I can't do it.
I'm tired.
You're too tired.
This is crazy.
I don't have much memory of this.
You're overdoing it.
I feel like I'm doing better than last time.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Stop it.
I told you not to hit me like that.
I'm going home.
I want to hit you.
I'm not an old man.
Go home.
I'll hit you.
Don't hit me.
I'll hit you in the face.
What are you going to do with your son's face?
Then you hold on to the door knob.
Then you won't be able to move in front of the house.
I want you to hit me.
I can't.
You've been losing to me lately.
Look, look, look.
Isn't he the teacher in elementary school, Mr. Kanazawa?
What?
You're lying!
You idiot!
I'm not an old man.
Stop it!
Ouch!
I don't like shaba!
Did you think you could run away from me? I'm watching you!
I'm going home.
I made your favorite oden.
Did you make CR oden?
Of course not!
It's not CR oden!
It's konjac ritz.
If you say that, I won't let you eat oden!
Forever!
Are you sure about that?!
I like oden, so I'll eat it.
I'm going home.
Ouch!
Let me go!
No way!
It's not true!
It's like a green digger!
Don't call me a green digger!
It's a red digger!
It hurts when I swing it!
You've never been injured!
It hurts when you were born!
Don't say that!
You're like a burnt man!
Am I a burnt man?!
Ouch!
Let me lie down!
Ouch!
Watch out!
I can see you!
Don't chase me!
Wait for me!
You're so energetic!
Ouch!
Let me go!
Mom!
Let me go!
I can't stand it anymore!
I'll put you in a facility!
Do you understand?!
I can't do that!
Let me go!
Who?!
Why are you doing this?!
Who?!
Mom!
Let me go!
Mom!
Let me go!
Walk!
Get out!
Why are you two wearing the same clothes?
What do you mean?
We're wearing the same clothes.
Don't we look like rich people?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, rich, baba rich!
We're not baba rich!
You got it right!
You think you can hit me?
You think you can hit me if two of you come at me?
I prepared this for this moment.
We're helping each other.
Thank you for the other day.
Thank you for coming.
If you buy this clothes, it'll definitely get burned.
If you run around in the store, we'll be in trouble, too.
We'll be fined if we do it again.
You're rude!
How much do you think we're investing in this store?
I'll pay for your salary!
What did you say, you bastard?!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm going home, okay?
I'm not going home.
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Before you go...
There's something you need to give me.
I also have something I want you to give me.
The thing you gave me.
Yes, the thing you gave me.
Hurry up and do it.
No...
Fuck!
What are you doing?!
Mom's not here!
What?
What are you doing?!
What can they do?!
Hurry up and get out of there!
Ah, you touched my boobs, you pervert!
We already called the police.
That's good. That way you'll reflect on your actions.
Police?! The police are coming!
The police are coming!
Watch out!
Mom! Mom!
Hurry up and stop them!
Mom! Mom!
Back up! Back up!
Woahhh!
Back up, everyone!
Mom! Mom!
Hurry up and stop them!
Woah!
Watch out!
Hurry up and stop them!
Mom! Mom!
Police!
Why?
Police!
What?
Where am I? Where am I?
Where are you?!
Police!
Hurry up and stop them!
What's going on?!
Please stop them!
Don't be excited! What are you doing?
- Hey! - Stop it!
- Watch out! - Let me go!
- Police! - What's this place?
- Watch out! - Hey!
- You're a poor farmer!
- Stop it! - Let me go!
- Wait! - Stop it!
- Let me go! - You bastard!
- Stop! - Stop it!
You idiot!
You bastard!
Why me?
You bastard!
You're really dangerous!
Hey, Ayaka!
Grandma, are you okay?
Help me!
Ma'am!
Ma'am, you can't hide from me!
Change?
Let's go!
Change?
Let's go!
He's so energetic!
You guys can't do it!
I'm gonna do it, too!
We played Contos again this year!
It was hard last year, too.
It was too intense to lean to the other side.
I thought it would be better to lean forward.
It's actually okay, isn't it?
I don't know if you can see it on the screen.
The angle is about 45 degrees.
Everyone is hitting it.
It accelerates a lot more than before.
That's right.
And it's like this.
It's dangerous to look at it from the outside.
Ah!
It's a wire.
On the first shot, all eight fell off.
All of them fell off.
Please look at the back as well.
Wow, wow, wow.
This is scary.
It looks scary.
It's realistic.
Right?
It's amazing.
The house we looked over last time was quite popular.
I don't do it much, but I dare to rub it hard.
Yes, in this way.
I didn't even touch the ruins.
It's scary.
It's there, it's there, it's there.
I can't see it.
I can see the bottom.
Isn't it amazing here?
Right?
This time, it's made of iron.
It's very sturdy.
This itself is very heavy.
When I first heard about this meeting,
I thought, "Is there anyone who can make something like this?"
It's there.
And the pachinko.
Yes, the pachinko was amazing, too.
That was also amazing.
I enjoyed it a lot.
You shouldn't throw that, right?
I really wanted to go to the top.
It's made of wood.
It's wood.
Wood.
I thought it was super dangerous.
And I thought I'd go with this angle.
I thought I'd go with this angle.
I thought I'd go with a bend, but I went with a dot.
It's like Poseidon.
It's scary.
When I threw the wood, my face was like this.
It's scary.
You threw it from this angle.
You used to go to the back, didn't you?
It was flashy.
I was doing my best, so I went all out.
You went all out and it was beautiful.
I don't remember much.
I don't remember much because of my character and physique.
I know. I don't remember much.
It was a lot of fun, but what would it be like if you actually saw it in person?
I'm looking forward to it.
"Iekei" might be the last one.
"Iekei"?
"Iekei" isn't ramen.
It's not a ramen skit.
You like it, don't you?
I might have one next year.
I want to do it again this year.
It won't end.
Yes.
Please enjoy the skit again this year.
Thank you very much.
Goodbye.
Thank you very much.